Post by BruceOn Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:01:23 +0100, Tom Anderson
Post by Tom Anderson(This is just a bit of fun. Feel free to join in.)
And did those feet in ancient times
walk Upton Park and Stepney Green
and was the holy Lambeth North
in Elephant And Castle seen?
Guide me, O great Journey Planner
Commuter on this District Line
Tell me when my railcard's valid
Lest i have to pay a fine
Cancellation, cancellation
Crush load me till I want no more
Crush load me till I want no more.
This is the Eurostar crossing the border,
Bringing Czechs and Poles, a new world order,
Plumbers for the rich, plumbers for the poor,
A Polish plumber boyfriend for the girl next door?
Exiting the Chunnel, a steady hum,
Tells us that the traction motors' work is done.
Through sparse Kent she rampages,
Her driver's eyes upon the gauges.
Sweeping along past fertile farms,
Fed by the wires on lattice arms.
Striding forward along the rails,
Welcomed to St Pancras by champagnes and ales.
Very good! The best so far, I think.