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Dave Hillstrom
2003-08-24 03:09:49 UTC
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On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 19:18:28 +0100, in
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 16:43:13 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:50:14 +0100, in
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 16:35:32 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 13:41:22 +0100, in
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 13:36:14 -0800, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:26:53 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:27:01 +0100, in
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 01:50:27 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 02:41:20 +0100, in
On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 15:39:24 -0800, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 21:10:12 GMT, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Spanky The Thunder Chicken
It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was
On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 20:06:53 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 18:36:10 +0100, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was
It seems that on 17 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia
(by knoxy). It was a catchy little ditty that went like
On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:03:04 GMT, Dave Hillstrom
X:On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:51:00 +0100, in
X:alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, knoxy
X:>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:10:12 +0100, in
X:>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna"
X:>>
X:>> >
X:>> >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, "anna"
X:>> >>
X:>> >> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG
and I want to know X:>> >(seriously)
X:>> >> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >mhm33x1
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >and stuff means.
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >You cliquey buch... ;)
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >Ann
X:>> >>
X:>> >> (1) HTF would we know?
X:>> >> (2) FAQ?
X:>> >> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to
work it out. X:>> >>
X:>> >> HTH
X:>> >
X:>> >I feel *so* left out now. Elitists.
X:>>
X:>> yes. thats us. elitists every one.
X:>>
X:>Not me. Look at the flonker I'm with...
X:true.
BAH! Me mate Rocky is not *just* an elitist...
He's an Elitist ENGLISHMAN!
And never call him a brit, then you get a loooong lecture
on why he's not a brit. The silly brit.
I was *SO* just about to do that.
Since he's already given me said lecture.
Whatabout the Union Jack one, have you heard that lecture?
No, I don't believe I've heard that one from the brit.
I'm sure you will sooner or later, he's obsessed with it.
He even went in to the 'English Shop' in sweden to start an
argument because they had the Union Jack outside. The guy at the
shop took it pretty well though.
Was it upside down?
Flying the flag the wrong way up isn't a distress signal - that's
an urban myth - but it's pretty stupid.
Ask Rocky - since he's hardly ever here himself, alas - if he's
also familiar with the rules of Mornington Crescent. If so, we
*are* the same person.
freakish mornington crescent players. <mumble><mumble>
Wasn't there an invasion of the mornington crescent group, once upon
a time?
yes. im pretty sure they beat us up pretty good, too, what with their
railstations and crazy jabbering.
Lesser Chippingham.
Monks' Widgeon.
Weasel's Vomit.
Lark's Despair.
MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!! I WIN!!!!! PAY UP YOU CHEAPSKATES.
You forgot we were using the Double Bonaparte Rule, didn't you?
You now have to miss a turn. My go.
Virgin's Knockers.
Hmm. I'm not sure about this one if we're doing the -Double- version of
Not Tonight Josephine.
No, it's all right because neither of us has been to Paddington yet.
Nun's Habit?
Toadbottom.
hey! get out of my mind!!! <flustered>
We control the vertical. We control the horizontal.
Snakelint.
Ferretsperm.
iguanagoo
Hm. You may have misinterpreted "Ferret's Perm", but since "Goo" is a
possible hairstyle you've got away with it.
why do you think we americans are so ~good~ at this, hmmm? hell, YOU
cant even play to a proper PUBLICLY ANNOUNCED double down. sheesh.
freekin pompous lame arsed brits iz all i hafta say. <eg>
Wolfpizzle.
RoadRunnerWhiz.

youll never win.
--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow
"They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They
were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight
hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!"
- Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn)
Blippie
2003-09-01 11:47:36 UTC
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Post by Dave Hillstrom
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 19:18:28 +0100, in
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 16:43:13 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:50:14 +0100, in
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 16:35:32 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 13:41:22 +0100, in
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 13:36:14 -0800, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:26:53 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:27:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 01:50:27 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 02:41:20 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 15:39:24 -0800, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benig
n
Post by Dave Hillstrom
On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 21:10:12 GMT, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Spanky The Thunder Chicken
It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was
On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 20:06:53 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 18:36:10 +0100, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was
In article
It seems that on 17 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia
was
(by knoxy). It was a catchy little ditty that went like
In article
On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:03:04 GMT, Dave Hillstrom
X:On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:51:00 +0100, in
X:alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, knoxy
X:>In article
X:>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:10:12 +0100, in
X:>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna"
X:>>
X:>> >
X:>> >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, "anna"
X:>> >>
X:>> >> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG
and I want to know X:>> >(seriously)
X:>> >> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >mhm33x1
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >and stuff means.
What's a "newbie"?

Come to think of it, WTF is a "virgin"?
Post by Dave Hillstrom
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >You cliquey buch... ;)
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >Ann
X:>> >>
X:>> >> (1) HTF would we know?
X:>> >> (2) FAQ?
X:>> >> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to
work it out. X:>> >>
X:>> >> HTH
X:>> >
X:>> >I feel *so* left out now. Elitists.
X:>>
X:>> yes. thats us. elitists every one.
X:>>
X:>Not me. Look at the flonker I'm with...
X:true.
BAH! Me mate Rocky is not *just* an elitist...
He's an Elitist ENGLISHMAN!
And never call him a brit, then you get a loooong lecture
on why he's not a brit. The silly brit.
I was *SO* just about to do that.
Since he's already given me said lecture.
Whatabout the Union Jack one, have you heard that lecture?
No, I don't believe I've heard that one from the brit.
I'm sure you will sooner or later, he's obsessed with it.
He even went in to the 'English Shop' in sweden to start an
argument because they had the Union Jack outside. The guy at the
shop took it pretty well though.
Was it upside down?
Flying the flag the wrong way up isn't a distress signal - that's
an urban myth - but it's pretty stupid.
Ask Rocky - since he's hardly ever here himself, alas - if he's
also familiar with the rules of Mornington Crescent. If so, we
*are* the same person.
freakish mornington crescent players. <mumble><mumble>
Wasn't there an invasion of the mornington crescent group, once upon
a time?
yes. im pretty sure they beat us up pretty good, too, what with their
railstations and crazy jabbering.
Lesser Chippingham.
Monks' Widgeon.
Weasel's Vomit.
Lark's Despair.
MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!! I WIN!!!!! PAY UP YOU CHEAPSKATES.
You forgot we were using the Double Bonaparte Rule, didn't you?
You now have to miss a turn. My go.
Virgin's Knockers.
Hmm. I'm not sure about this one if we're doing the -Double- version of
Not Tonight Josephine.
No, it's all right because neither of us has been to Paddington yet.
Nun's Habit?
Toadbottom.
hey! get out of my mind!!! <flustered>
We control the vertical. We control the horizontal.
Snakelint.
Ferretsperm.
iguanagoo
Hm. You may have misinterpreted "Ferret's Perm", but since "Goo" is a
possible hairstyle you've got away with it.
why do you think we americans are so ~good~ at this, hmmm?
Because you are not playing it properly.

Incidentally, Rocky couldn't have argued with someone about a Union Jack
outside a shop. That would be a Union flag. <cough>

,.

Cheers


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Dave Hillstrom
2003-09-02 01:35:44 UTC
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On Mon, 1 Sep 2003 12:47:36 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Blippie"
Post by Dave Hillstrom
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 19:18:28 +0100, in
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 16:43:13 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:50:14 +0100, in
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 16:35:32 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 13:41:22 +0100, in
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 13:36:14 -0800, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
Ross
Post by Dave Hillstrom
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:26:53 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:27:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 01:50:27 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 02:41:20 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 15:39:24 -0800, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benig
n
Hillstrom
Post by Dave Hillstrom
On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 21:10:12 GMT, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Spanky The Thunder
Chicken
Post by Dave Hillstrom
It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia
was
Hillstrom). It
Post by Dave Hillstrom
On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 20:06:53 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 18:36:10 +0100, a team of surgeons
from
Post by Dave Hillstrom
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following
benign
Post by Dave Hillstrom
It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in
Croatia was
(by
Post by Dave Hillstrom
knoxy). It was a catchy little ditty that went like
In article
It seems that on 17 Aug 2003, the number one hit in
Croatia
Post by Dave Hillstrom
was
(by knoxy). It was a catchy little ditty that went
like
Post by Dave Hillstrom
In article
On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:03:04 GMT, Dave Hillstrom
X:On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:51:00 +0100, in
X:alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, knoxy
X:>In article
X:>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:10:12 +0100, in
X:>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna"
X:>>
X:>> >
message
Post by Dave Hillstrom
X:>> >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100,
"anna"
Post by Dave Hillstrom
X:>> >>
X:>> >> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at
this NG
Post by Dave Hillstrom
and I want to know X:>> >(seriously)
X:>> >> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me
towards
Post by Dave Hillstrom
this groups FAQ so I can X:>> >> >find out what
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >mhm33x1
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >and stuff means.
What's a "newbie"?
Come to think of it, WTF is a "virgin"?
Post by Dave Hillstrom
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >You cliquey buch... ;)
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >Ann
X:>> >>
X:>> >> (1) HTF would we know?
X:>> >> (2) FAQ?
X:>> >> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been
able to
Post by Dave Hillstrom
work it out. X:>> >>
X:>> >> HTH
X:>> >
X:>> >I feel *so* left out now. Elitists.
X:>>
X:>> yes. thats us. elitists every one.
X:>>
X:>Not me. Look at the flonker I'm with...
X:true.
BAH! Me mate Rocky is not *just* an elitist...
He's an Elitist ENGLISHMAN!
And never call him a brit, then you get a loooong
lecture
Post by Dave Hillstrom
on why he's not a brit. The silly brit.
I was *SO* just about to do that.
Since he's already given me said lecture.
Whatabout the Union Jack one, have you heard that
lecture?
Post by Dave Hillstrom
No, I don't believe I've heard that one from the brit.
I'm sure you will sooner or later, he's obsessed with it.
He even went in to the 'English Shop' in sweden to start
an
Post by Dave Hillstrom
argument because they had the Union Jack outside. The guy
at the
Post by Dave Hillstrom
shop took it pretty well though.
Was it upside down?
Flying the flag the wrong way up isn't a distress signal -
that's
Post by Dave Hillstrom
an urban myth - but it's pretty stupid.
Ask Rocky - since he's hardly ever here himself, alas - if
he's
Post by Dave Hillstrom
also familiar with the rules of Mornington Crescent. If
so, we
Post by Dave Hillstrom
*are* the same person.
freakish mornington crescent players. <mumble><mumble>
Wasn't there an invasion of the mornington crescent group,
once upon
Post by Dave Hillstrom
a time?
yes. im pretty sure they beat us up pretty good, too, what
with their
Post by Dave Hillstrom
railstations and crazy jabbering.
Lesser Chippingham.
Monks' Widgeon.
Weasel's Vomit.
Lark's Despair.
MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!! I WIN!!!!! PAY UP YOU CHEAPSKATES.
You forgot we were using the Double Bonaparte Rule, didn't you?
You now have to miss a turn. My go.
Virgin's Knockers.
Hmm. I'm not sure about this one if we're doing the -Double- version
of
Post by Dave Hillstrom
Not Tonight Josephine.
No, it's all right because neither of us has been to Paddington yet.
Nun's Habit?
Toadbottom.
hey! get out of my mind!!! <flustered>
We control the vertical. We control the horizontal.
Snakelint.
Ferretsperm.
iguanagoo
Hm. You may have misinterpreted "Ferret's Perm", but since "Goo" is a
possible hairstyle you've got away with it.
why do you think we americans are so ~good~ at this, hmmm?
Because you are not playing it properly.
just because you cant understand OUR rules doesnt mean we arent
playing properly. adding onto the limited game seemed the thing to
do.

hell, i cant for the life of me fathom what the guys are doing on a
cricket field, but im not daft enough to tell them they dont know what
the rules are. mheh
Incidentally, Rocky couldn't have argued with someone about a Union Jack
outside a shop. That would be a Union flag. <cough>
what IS he bitching about in reference to the union whatever? is
there some nefarious story behind its introduction or continued use?
--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow
"They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They
were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight
hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!"
- Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn)
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