apple, a tank of nitrous oxide, a Rubik's cube, a towel, a gunpowder, a
trainspotters' book, a music box, a lace teddy, a pear of mozzarella and a
reflective sphere. Action?
troll
with him. Action?
Post by Aidan StangerPost by Aidan StangerPost by BlippiePut on lace teddy and suck on nitrous
You are now wearing the lace teddy. It doesn't fit you very
well. Everyone else starts laughing at you. Action?
Check valve on nitrous tank as it appears to be leaking into
the room.
You find the valve is damaged. You find this hilarious. Action?
Dismantle valve and replace bodock washer. Reassemble. Recheck.
It's funny, you do not have a replacement bodock washer.
Action?
Surely a replacement bodock washer is a standard part of any gas
'n' air kit? Look harder in inventory.
Post by Aidan StangerPost by Aidan StangerYou do not have a replacement bodock washer. From the amount you are
laughing, this is probably a practical joke.
You can not gas 'n' air kit here.
Your pack contains a one day travelcard, a apple, a tank of nitrous
oxide, a Rubik's cube, a towel, a trainspotters' book, a music box, a pear
of mozzarella and a reflective sphere. Action?
Post by Aidan StangerPost by Aidan StangerLook again for the spare bodock washer. It must be in their
somewhere. Where did that gunpowder come from, it wasn't there a minute ago?
I thought the troll took it. Use gunpowder.
Post by Aidan StangerPost by Aidan StangerYou do not have a spare bodock washer. You still find this funny.
You do not have a gunpowder, you do not have a minute ago.
You do not have a gunpowder.
Action?
CTRL-H
Dungeons and Undergrounds part IV: Teaser - where am I?????:o)
© the cast of ur, ugm-c, agmc, aarwww et al.
The great TV chef has sent you on a quest to find the quail that lays
the golden eggs. To find it you will need the Quail Map that's hidden
in Mornington Crescent station. Commands you can use include (but are not
limited to) North, South,
East, Inventory, West,Forward, Back, Up, Down, Look, Search, Rest, Sleep,
Eat, Drink, Dig, Use, Put, Drop, Offer, Swing, Kick, Aim, Throw, Snort
Post by Aidan StangerUse Travelcard. Get Tube. Avoid Dollis Hill. Put All Other Players In Knip.
Get to Mornington Crescent. Search for Eggs. Find Eggs. Offer to chef.
Chef overjoyed, gives you white powder, snort white powder.
easy when you know how
You are already using your travelcard. The Tube won't fit into your pack.
You are nowhere near Dollis Hill. You can only put all other players in
Knip
Post by Aidan Stangerif you are at Dollis Hill. You can not go there from here. You find a
painted
Post by Aidan Stangerover Network SouthEast sign but no eggs. You are unlikely to find eggs
without
Post by Aidan Stangerthe right map. The chef is not here. It is not for you to determine the
chef's
Post by Aidan Stangerreaction. You do not have white powder. You do not know how. It's funny,
you no longer have any nitrous oxide left either!
Action?
CTRL-ALT-DEL?
You are somewhere blue. Action?